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Time to Pay the Piper

Mar 5, 2009 / 03:26 p.m. - BY COMMISSIONER

Shortly before the much anticipated AF1/Foamposite match up, a humbled Mike Tumbarello came up and pleaded his case for why he should get his shorts back without having brought the required ransom.  I temporarily relinquished the shorts on the condition that the league will vote as to whether or not he should still have to cough up the goods.  So if you feel that Tumbarello should still bring a Cliff bar, pomegranate juice, and six dollars in quarters to NRF next week, please click "yes" on our latest poll.   If you feel as if the demands are unjust, then you are wrong.  Because they are not. 

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  • Justin Monroe
    March 5, 2009
    Keep your wallet in your front pocket, Mike! NRF has been paid by everyone and is still holding their kicks hostage! Shady! Dudes are NOT to be trusted!
  • mike tumbarello
    March 5, 2009
    I aint paying nothin, and Jason Burke knows why. Cause I got my shorts back and they smelled like Cajun salmon. Makes you wonder what he was doing with them for that whole week when he had them at his house. I'll consider that weirdness / uncertainty my payment. Handle that, NRF. Foam out!
  • bdetrick
    March 5, 2009
    burke later revealed that he used them to strain the sauce for his beloved perch croquettes.
  • Jacoby
    March 6, 2009
    The crotch zoom in as a natural out? Groundbreaking.
  • burke
    March 6, 2009
    Regardless of the aroma coming from those shorts, it's on you to mind your business. And now your business looks like its bring bring me my Cliff bar (chocolate chip), Pomegranate juice and $6 dollars in shiny quarters. I'll give you haters a "hater option." If the cumulative $10 fine is breaking the bank, then you can always play me 1 on 1 for those short. Of course when you lose, the shorts become mine and you get T'd up each week. Hey, I'm just trying to make it fair and put a stop to this wine & cheese party.

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