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The World According to Baby Barkley

NRF - Apr 10, 2009 / 04:00 p.m. - BY JAYCORBIN
Baby Barkely
As All-Star weekend weekday has come and gone, it is time I reminisce about the terrrrible. First, I’d like to thank the people who were responsible for the trade that sent Matty D and I to Air Force 1 for Reggie Dance and Oz Billups. Bring a snorkel, ’cause it’s kinda cold over there – especially in the paint! Just saying. Going to miss the big homie B.O.B. (Bombs Over Ball courts), but I must position myself to win a ’chip this year.

Now back to the terrible. During any three-point contest there are racks of balls (pause). Hand feeding a shooter is a no-no! Also, why couldn’t we get five basketballs that were the same? They used two basketballs, a kickball and an official Costa Rican Soccer Ball. That was TERRRIBLE!!! Also, quiet as kept they did my homie Sammie Taylor dirty. How can you participate and compete in a three-point competition with only two basketballs? Check into the conspiracy Sammie, ’cause that was terrrrible!

Big shout out to Halo for having the NERVE to rock some Burlap British Walkers to the ASG. WTF were you thinking? Just terrible!

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  • Lenny Bias
    April 14, 2009
    I agree with everything with what Baby Barkley is saying. Doesn't Nike make the balls? Speaking of which, If we gonna have music during the 3 pt contest why not play the Miami Vice theme like they do in the pros. And how the hell do you know when the time is running down? Come on NRF, it was better run when Mr Eng and his bunch of clueless score keepers were keeing the stats... And what happened to the annoying MC? After half he just split? He was annoying but its about consistency.
  • Confused
    April 14, 2009
    Wait... So Oz Billups plays in the NRF. Since when ??
  • Will Eberhart
    April 15, 2009
    "two basketballs, a kickball and an official Costa Rican Soccer Ball" hahahahaahahahahhahahhahaha....Costa Rican Soccer Ball!!!!!!!! LMFAO!
  • halo
    April 15, 2009
    Homey, those are zig-zags, 15 bucks. Supreme just bit them and now sells em for 60 bucks. Give yourself two years when you'll be rocking those joints also. Halo

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